We can be President, but can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress 35000. Tux rental-1000.
People never stare at our chest when we're talking to someone.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Our underwear is just few 100 rupees for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public.
Our underwear is just few 100 rupees for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public.
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades...
We only have to shave our face and neck. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. We wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We "do" our nails with a pocket knife or even with our teeth. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache...
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24th December in 25 mins minutes.
No wonder why men are happier ..
We lead such simple lives...
