Why we, MEN are happier!!!

What do people expect from such simple creatures? 

We can be President, but can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 

We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress 35000. Tux rental-1000.

People never stare at our chest when we're talking to someone.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

Our underwear is just few 100 rupees for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public. 

We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades...

We only have to shave our face and neck. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. We wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We "do" our nails with a pocket knife or even with our teeth. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache...

We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24th December in 25 mins minutes.

No wonder why men are happier ..

We lead such simple lives...

Define your ATTITUDE!!!

Death asked Life: Why does everyone loves you and hates me???

Life replied: Because I am a beautiful lie and your are a painful truth.

A Lovely logic for a beautiful life,

Never try to maintain relations in your life

Just try to maintain life in your relations

3 Stages of life

Teen Age - Has time and energy, but no money.

Working Age - Has money and energy, but no time.

Old Age - Has money and time, but no energy.

We are very good lawyers for our mistakes;

and a very good Judges for others mistakes.

World always say: Find good people and leave bad ones.

But I say: Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them, because no one is born perfect.

A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.

"Only buses will stop here - Not your time

So keep walking towards your goal."

Negative thinkers focus on problems

Positive thinkers focus on solutions

Never hold your head high with pride or ego.

Even the winner of a gold medal gets his/her medal only when he bows his head down.

Define TODAY

This is an opportunity to do work better than yesterday

African Saying:

"If you want to walk quick, walk alone

And if you want to walk far, walk together"

Confident Quote:

"I have not failed,

My success is just postponed."

Entire water in ocean can never sink a ship

Unless it gets inside.

All the pressures of life can never hurt you unless you let it in.

Love is joy or pain???

"Why do some relations have short life?

Now a days, my youth has started tasting bitter...

I've fulfilled my desires in dreams...

I don't know what happened to me!!!"

Every love story begins on a happy note.
Love's only enemy are the lover's heart.
Instead living all life without understanding your partner,
understanding the problem and getting separated is also a kind of love.

Perhaps, you must have loved someone, but you might have never understood your partner, you wanted your partner to change according to your whims and fancies or vice verse. That could be the root cause for every problem.

At times you need to hide your love. Instead being with your partner and irritate him/her all the life, better stay away from your partner and make him/her happy.

Adjustment is not a solution to any problem. That's a temporary solution only.

Understanding a person and then accepting as a partner is a permanent solution.

All you need to be successful in a relationship is accept your partner as he/she is (You can include any sort of relation in this, may be parent-child, husband-wife, boyfriend-girlfriend,......).

For those who love and get married, love is always a joyful memory.

For those who are separated, love is always a painful memory.

"A soothing pain"

I have learned...!!!

I have learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I have learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I have learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.

I have learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I have learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I have learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I have learned that you can keep going long after you can't.

I have learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I have learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I have learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

I have learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I have learned that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I have learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I have learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I have learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I have learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I have learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived.

I have learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I have learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I have learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I have learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.

I have learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I have learned that two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.

I have learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I have learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you you will find the strength to help.

I have learned that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I have learned that the people you care about most in life are sometimes taken from you too soon

I have learned that I am still learning, and will keep on, until I am laid in a box and buried.

Man v/s Women

(Re-blogged)

1. MULTI-TASKING

    Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
     
     Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
 
       Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
 
       While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
 
       When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING


       If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT

      Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
 
       If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
 
      Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION
 
       Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking

The reason I left science!!!

Once when I use to study science, a physics examiner called me for my viva, and asked, "You are given an accurate barometer. How would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper?"

I answered, "I will go to the top floor, tie a long piece of string to the barometer, let it down 'till it touches the ground and measure the length of the string."

The examiner wasn't satisfied, so they decided to interview me again, "Can you give us another method, one which demonstrates your knowledge of Physics?"

"Sure, go to the top floor, drop the barometer off, and measure how long before it hits the ground..." I answered.

"Not, quite what I wanted, care to try again?" he said

"OK, I will make a pendulum of the barometer, measure its period at the bottom, then measure its period at the top..."

"...another try?...."

"Measure the length of the barometer, then mount it vertically on the ground on a sunny day and measure its shadow, measure the shadow of the skyscraper..."

"...and again?..."

"walk up the stairs and use the barometer as a ruler to measure the height of the walls in the stairwells."

"...One more try?"

"Find where the janitor lives, knock on his door and say 'Please, Mr. Janitor, if I give you this nice barometer, will you tell me the height of this building?'"

Three Trees!!!

Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, 'Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty.'

Then the second tree said, 'Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull.'

Finally the third tree said, 'I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the Hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me.'

After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, 'This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter, 'and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest.

At the second tree the woodsman said, 'This looks like a strong tree. I should be able to sell it to the shipyard.' The second tree was happy because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship.

When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the Woodsmen said, 'I don't need anything special from my tree, I'll take this one,' and he cut it down.

When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for.

The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end.

The third tree was cut into large pieces, and left alone in the dark.

The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams.

Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time.

Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and He stood and said 'Peace' and the Storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat.

Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it.

The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, God will give you great gifts.

Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined.

We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His ways are not our ways, but His ways are always best.