Monday, July 30, 2012

Three Trees!!!

Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, 'Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty.'

Then the second tree said, 'Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull.'


Finally the third tree said, 'I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the Hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me.'


After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, 'This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter, 'and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest.

At the second tree the woodsman said, 'This looks like a strong tree. I should be able to sell it to the shipyard.' The second tree was happy because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship.

When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the Woodsmen said, 'I don't need anything special from my tree, I'll take this one,' and he cut it down.

When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for.

The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end.

The third tree was cut into large pieces, and left alone in the dark.

The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams.

Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time.

Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and He stood and said 'Peace' and the Storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat.

Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it.


The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, God will give you great gifts.


Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined.

We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His ways are not our ways, but His ways are always best.

Employee First!!!

One day while walking down the street a highly successful
Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her
soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.
Peter himself..

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in
 
though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've
never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're
not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
 

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do
 
is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can
choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",
 
said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."
 

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went
 
down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
 
green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club
and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives
that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns
and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and
they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf
and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent
steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind
 
of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was
having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
 
found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the
 
next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and
singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were
up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
 
you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought
 
I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I
think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
 
down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
 
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends
were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in
sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
 

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
 
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
 
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" :)

Friday, July 20, 2012

Answer: Why God!!! Why this to me???

Me: Promise you won't get mad?

GOD: I promise.

Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

GOD: What do you mean?

Me: Well I woke up late,

GOD: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start,

GOD: Okay....

Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait

GOD: Hmmmm..

Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call

GOD: All right

Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?

GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

Me (humbled): Oh...

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you were on the road

Me (ashamed): ............

GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work

Me (embarrassed): Oh.....

GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered

Me (softly): I see God

GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm sorry God.

GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good and the bad

Me: I WILL trust you God

GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.

GOD: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I llove looking after my children.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Three Rules Of Human Conduct


  • In the great parable of the compassionate Samaritan (Luke 10:30-37), we see illustrated three basic rules of human conduct. The first two of these rules are based on “selfish” attitudes toward our fellow man. The remaining rule is based on a “selfless” attitude toward our fellow man. Let us illustrate the three rules:

Iron Rule
A certain Hebrew man was traveling the twenty-mile-long road that led through a barren region of crags and ravines from Jerusalem to Jerico. As he journeyed, he fell victim to robbers who tore off his clothes, beat him, and left him half-dead by the roadside. The bandits’ reasoning was: “We are several; you are one. We are strong; you are weak. You have possessions; we want them. Case closed.” Theirs was the “clenched-fist” rule of iron.

Silver Rule
As the man lay wounded, unable to help himself, presently a Jewish priest came by, and then later, a Levite (one who served the priests in temple ceremonies). Both, likely horrified by the bloody scene, crossed to the opposite side of the road, and hastened their steps. Their respective thinking doubtless was: “This tragedy was not my fault. It’s none of my affair or business, etc.” They did not kick the afflicted Jew; they did not rifle his pockets; they simply passed on. They were the “silver-rule” men.

Golden Rule (Matthew 7:12)
Finally, a Samaritan (normally, a dedicated “enemy” of the Jews (cf. John 4:9) came by. He saw a fellow human in need and was moved with compassion (Luke 10:33). He tended the injured man’s wounds, set him on his own donkey, and conveyed him to a nearby inn where, amazingly, he paid for his lodging and pledged even more! (Luke 10:35). The Samaritan’s code of ethics was this: “But for the grace of God, I could be writhing in agony by the roadside. What would I desire on my behalf if our respective circumstances were reversed?” It did not take him long to find the answer, for his compassionate heart was bathed in the “golden glow” of divine love (1 Corinthians 13:4-7).

Conclusion:
From these three illustrated “rules” of human conduct, which one (or ones) do we incorporate in our daily walk among men? For the faithful Christian, the “golden rule” is the only “selfless” rule to incorporate and make application of in our walk and relationships among men. None of us will ever observe it perfectly, but let us never replace it with the two remaining selfish rules of conduct. Rather, let us applaud it, and strive for its lofty heights.

A Not So Loving Love Story



“They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong until then. 
I have been waiting. I have been searching. I am a man under the moon, walking the streets of earth until dawn. 
There’s got to be someone for me. It’s not too much to ask. Just someone to be with. Someone to love... Someone to give everything to...Someone…"



10th Standard
As I sat there in the English class, I stared at the girl sitting next to me. She was my very good friend. I stared at her for long. Almost lost in her. I wished she was my girlfriend. But she didn’t look upon me like that, and I knew it very well. She didn’t know that her simple “Hi” increased my heart beats, and that smile flashed in front of my eyes for another period. I knew she won’t ever know this feeling of mine for her.

One day, after class she walked up to me and asked me for the class notes she had missed the day before. I handed them to her. She said, “Thank you” and patted me on my cheek. I wanted to tell her, I wanted to know her that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

12th Standard
As I sat there, in the hall for our farewell gathering, I saw her. She was looking like an angel. With that smile on her face, I almost forgot myself for a while. I wished she was my girlfriend. But she didn’t look upon me like that, and I knew it very well. . I knew she won’t ever know this feeling of mine for her. After the farewell, she came to me. Smiled. N said, “Stay in touch…” and patted me on my cheek. I wanted to tell her, I wanted to know her that I don’t want to be just friends now, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.

1st year College
The day before garba night she walked to me and said, “My garba partner is sick, he's not going to go well, I didn't have a partner as of now, and in 8th standard, we made a promise that if neither of us had partner, we would go together just as best friends" So we did. That night, after everything was over, I dropped her home.  I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me for a while  with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't thinking of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks" and patted me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "You’re my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, that very moment, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Working Life
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart. She asked me to talk with her for a while because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I talked with her, her soft eyes, her smile, flashed in front of me. After 2 hours, with revisiting happy school days, she decided to go to sleep. Before hanging the phone, She paused for a while, said "Thank You". I missed her touch on my cheek this time. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends anymore, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
I attended her wedding. That girl got married. I watched her getting married and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "Am glad you came!" She said "Thanks" and patted me on the cheek. My heart was screaming. I want to tell her, shout to her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.


Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: “I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too...”

I thought to myself, and I cried.

(Dedicated to all those people who are still waiting for confessing their feeling to their loved ones. 
Time has no answer for words left unsaid. This moment, is all you got, go tell them…)

Thursday, July 12, 2012

"MOM V/S I"

When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by wailing like a banshee.

When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.

When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.

When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"

When you were 7 years old, she bought you a cricket/tennis ball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for guitar/piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

Those teenage years...

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive two wheeler/car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

Growing old and gray...

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."

When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment You thanked her by telling your friends find it ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40, she called to remind you of an relative's birthday You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died ...And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder.

"Rock me baby, rock me all night long." The hand who rocks the cradle...may rock the world".


Let us take a moment of the time just to pay tribute/show appreciation to the person called MOM though some may not say it openly to their mother There's no substitute for her Cherished every single moment.
Though at times she may not be the best of friends, may not agree to our thoughts, she is still your mother!!! She will be there for you...to listen to your woes, your bragging, your frustrations, etc. Ask yourself, have you put aside enough time for her, to listen to her "blues" of working in the kitchen, her tiredness??? Be tactful,

loving and still show her due respect .

 I LUV U, MOM!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Story about Life of Man...



GOD created the DONKEY and told him, 'You will work tireless from sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years.


You will be a DONKEY!!!

The DONKEY answered, 'I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years!' and God gave him 20 years.

GOD created DOG and told him ' You will look after man's house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25years,

You will be a DOG!' The DOG answered 'GOD, living 25 years is too much, give only 10 years!' and GOD gave him 10 years.

GOD created the MONKEY and told him, 'you will jump from branch to branch you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years,

you will be a MONKEY!'

The MONKEY answered ' GOD, living 20 years is too much , give me only 10 years!' and GOD gave him 10 years.

Finally,

GOD created MAN and told him, 'you will be a MAN the only rational being on this earth and you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.

The MAN answered, GOD I will be a MAN, but living 20 years is not enough, why don't you give me the 30 years that the DONKEY refused, the 15 years that the DOG didn't want and the 10 years that the MONKEY refused ?'

That was exactly what GOD did, and since then:

MAN lives 20 years like a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years like a DONKEY, working and carrying the load on his back.Then when his children leave he spends 15 years like DOG looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him. Then he gets old, retires and spends 10 years like a MONKEY, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse his grandchildren!!!


Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Propose a Girl: The Dictionary Way


A collegian was deeply in love with a pretty girl…

But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person so he decided to go alone & with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. He wrote…


Most worthy of your estimations after a long consideration & much meditation, I’ve strong indication to become your relation. 

As to my education qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I’ve passed my matriculation examination ; no doubt without any hesitation & very little preparation. 

What do you say to solemnization of our marriage celebration civilization according to the glorification of modern civilization & with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. 

On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worth of any consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy & exaltation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation & with devotion, To remain victim of your fascination.


(WELL THIS WASN"T ENOUGH FOR THEM IT SEEMS,  AS BECAUSE SHE WROTE BACK, NOW LETS FIND OUT HOW DID SHE REPLY)


Dear Mr.victim of my fascination,

Congratulations for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination, I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration? So improve situations in education & make an application by acquisition of post graduation & minimum qualification for the convocation & before taking your photo for circulation & before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following condition is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
             
        (1)    Consultation of my parents before approaching my connection.
        (2)    Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any other fascinations.
        (3)    Procreation must not be your recreation
             
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation. 
I remain, Unaffected by your affections.

AISI APNI WIFE HO !!!

5 feet 6 jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 18 se 22 ho,
Aisi apni wife ho…

Sadak par sab kahe ‘kya cute ho’ !!!
Bhid mey sab kahe ‘side ho, side ho’ !!!
Bombai, Delhi ya Ahmedabad ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho…

Padosi jab baat kare, haath mey knife ho,
Dinner time pe candle light ho,
Hum mey tum mey kabhi na fight ho,
Milaney ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahen,
“Chikney, tum hi right ho !!!”,
Aisi apni wife ho…

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar apni aisi wife ho,
To kya haseen life ho,
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi yahi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi kabhi bug ki gunjaish ho,
Aye kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho !!!!

Did you know Lord Ganesh had 108 Names!!!!


No.                                     Name Meaning
1 Akhuratha                        One who has Mouse as His Charioteer
2 Alampata                         Ever Eternal Lord
3 Amit                                Incomparable Lord
4 Anantachidrupamayam     Infinite and Consciousness Personified
5 Avaneesh                         Lord of the whole World
6 Avighna                           Remover of Obstacles
7 Balaganapati                    Beloved and Lovable Child
8 Bhalchandra                    Moon-Crested Lord
9 Bheema                          Huge and Gigantic
10 Bhupati                         Lord of the Gods 1
11 Bhuvanpati                    God of the Gods
12 Buddhinath                    God of Wisdom
13 Buddhipriya                   Knowledge Bestower
14 Buddhividhata                God of Knowledge
15 Chaturbhuj                     One who has Four Arms
16 Devadeva                       Lord of All Lords
17 Devantakanashakarin      Destroyer of Evils and Asuras
18 Devavrata                      One who accepts all Penances
19 Devendrashika               Protector of All Gods
20 Dharmik                         One who gives Charity
21 Dhoomravarna                Smoke-Hued Lord
22 Durja                              Invincible Lord
23 Dvaimatura                     One who has two Mothers
24 Ekaakshara                    He of the Single Syllable
25 Ekadanta                       Single-Tusked Lord
26 Ekadrishta                     Single-Tusked Lord
27 Eshanputra                     Lord Shiva's Son
28 Gadadhara                     One who has The Mace as His Weapon
29 Gajakarna                      One who has Eyes like an Elephant
30 Gajanana                        Elephant-Faced Lord
31 Gajananeti                      Elephant-Faced Lord
32 Gajavakra                      Trunk of The Elephant
33 Gajavaktra                     One who has Mouth like an Elephant
34 Ganadhakshya                Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
35 Ganadhyakshina              Leader of All The Celestial Bodies
36 Ganapati                         Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
37 Gaurisuta                        The Son of Gauri (Parvati)
38 Gunina                            One who is The Master of All Virtues
39 Haridra                           One who is Golden Coloured
40 Heramba                        Mother's Beloved Son
41 Kapila                            Yellowish-Brown Coloured
42 Kaveesha                       Master of Poets
43 K rti                               Lord of Music
44 Kripalu                           Merciful Lord
45 Krishapingaksha             Yellowish-Brown Eyed
46 Kshamakaram                The Place of Forgiveness
47 Kshipra                          One who is easy to Appease
48 Lambakarna                   Large-Eared Lord
49 Lambodara                    The Huge Bellied Lord
50 Mahabala                       Enormously Strong Lord
51 Mahaganapati                 Omnipotent and Supreme Lord
52 Maheshwaram                Lord of The Universe
53 Mangalamurti                  All Auspicious Lord
54 Manomay                       Winner of Hearts
55 Mrityuanjaya                   Conqueror of Death
56 Mundakarama                 Abode of Happiness
57 Muktidaya                       Bestower of Eternal Bliss
58 Musikvahana                   One who has Mouse as His Charioteer
59 Nadapratithishta              One who Appreciates and Loves Music
60 Namasthetu                     Vanquisher of All Evils and Vices and Sins
61 Nandana                          Lord Shiva's Son
62 Nideeshwaram                 Giver of Wealth and Treasures
63 Omkara                           One who has the Form Of OM
64 Pitambara                        One who has Yellow Coloured Body
65 Pramoda                          Lord of All Abodes
66 Prathameshwara               First Among All
67 Purush                             The Omnipotent Personality
68 Rakta                              One who has Red Coloured Body
69 Rudrapriya                       Beloved Of Lord Shiva
70 Sarvadevatman                 Acceptor of All Celestial Offerings
71 Sarvasiddhanta                 Bestower of Skills and Wisdom
72 Sarvatman                        Protector of The Universe
73 Shambhavi                       The Son of Parvati
74 Shashivarnam                   One who has a Moon like Complexion
75 Shoorpakarna                   Large-Eared Lord
76 Shuban                             All Auspicious Lord
77 Shubhagunakanan             One who is The Master of All Virtues
78 Shweta                             One who is as Pure as the White Colour
79 Siddhidhata                       Bestower of Success and Accomplishments
80 Siddhipriya                        Bestower of Wishes and Boons
81 Siddhivinayaka                  Bestower of Success
82 Skandapurvaja                  Elder Brother of Skand (Lord Kartik)
83 Sumukha                           Auspicious Face
84 Sureshwaram                    Lord of All Lords
85 Swaroop                           Lover of Beauty
86 Tarun                                Ageless
87 Uddanda                           Nemesis of Evils and Vices
88 Umaputra                          The Son of Goddess Uma (Parvati)
89 Vakratunda                       Curved Trunk Lord
90 Varaganapati                     Bestower of Boons
91 Varaprada                         Granter of Wishes and Boons
92 Varadavinayaka                 Bestower of Success
93 Veeraganapati                    Heroic Lord
94 Vidyavaridhi                      God of Wisdom
95 Vighnahara                        Remover of Obstacles
96 Vignaharta                         Demolisher of Obstacles
97 Vighnaraja                         Lord of All Hindrances
98 Vighnarajendra                  Lord of All Obstacles
99 Vighnavinashanaya            Destroyer of All Obstacles and Impediments
100 Vigneshwara                    Lord of All Obstacles
101 Vikat                               Huge and Gigantic
102 Vinayaka                         Lord of All
103 Vishwamukha                  Master of The Universe
104 Vishwaraja                      King of The World |
105 Yagnakaya                      Acceptor of All Sacred and Sacrficial Offerings
106 Yashaskaram                  Bestower of Fame and Fortune
107 Yashvasin                        Beloved and Ever Popular Lord
108 Yogadhipa                       The Lord of Meditation