Propose a Girl: The Dictionary Way

A collegian was deeply in love with a pretty girl…

But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person so he decided to go alone & with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. He wrote…

Most worthy of your estimations after a long consideration & much meditation, I’ve strong indication to become your relation. 

As to my education qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I’ve passed my matriculation examination ; no doubt without any hesitation & very little preparation. 

What do you say to solemnization of our marriage celebration civilization according to the glorification of modern civilization & with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. 

On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worth of any consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy & exaltation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation & with devotion, To remain victim of your fascination.

(WELL THIS WASN"T ENOUGH FOR THEM IT SEEMS,  AS BECAUSE SHE WROTE BACK, NOW LETS FIND OUT HOW DID SHE REPLY)

Dear Mr.victim of my fascination,

Congratulations for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination, I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration? So improve situations in education & make an application by acquisition of post graduation & minimum qualification for the convocation & before taking your photo for circulation & before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following condition is the regulation for the determination of our relation.

             

        (1)    Consultation of my parents before approaching my connection.

        (2)    Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any other fascinations.

        (3)    Procreation must not be your recreation

             

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation. 

I remain, Unaffected by your affections.